The Deer didn't flinch. It retracted its legs, shifted its body, and transformed into a sleek, metallic bipedal mech. The battle that followed leveled three city blocks and briefly turned the moon into a giant slice of cheese. The Aftermath
It started near the park. The deer, known simply as "Deer" to the terrified populace, stood on two legs and performed a quick, rhythmic dance before sprinting headfirst into a sedan. Instead of a crash, the car simply exploded into a shower of confetti and physics-defying debris. The Deer didn't stop. It began "skating" on its hind legs, its hooves sparking against the asphalt at eighty miles per hour. Escalation of Chaos DEEEER.Simulator.Your.Average.Everyday.Deer.Gam...
With a satisfied "Meow," the Deer stretched its neck one last time, hooked onto a passing helicopter, and swung off into the horizon. Orchid City would rebuild, but it would never forget the day the average, everyday deer came to visit. The Deer didn't flinch
The Deer was ready. With a flick of its ears, it equipped a pair of pistols onto its antlers. It swung its neck around a skyscraper like a grappling hook, launching itself into the air while raining down fire. A stray bullet hit a giant cow statue, which immediately came to life and started playing a high-stakes game of Othello with a nearby building. The Final Showdown The Aftermath It started near the park