The orb explodes, sending a wave of purple energy through the room. For a moment, everyone is silent. Then, Peter looks at his cat-toast machine.
"Oh yeah? Well, I’ll prove it," Peter replies. "I’m going to enter the Quahog Science Fair and win the grand prize: a $50 gift card to ." famyli guy
Everyone in the room is suddenly a genius. Quagmire starts explaining the aerodynamics of a Boeing 747 in excruciating detail. Joe begins solving complex equations on a napkin to improve police response times. The orb explodes, sending a wave of purple
"Ah, Brian, just in time for the apocalypse," Stewie chirps. "I’ve created a 'Stupidity Magnet.' It draws all the idiotic thoughts out of the surrounding area and condenses them into this little ball of pure, concentrated moronic energy." "Oh yeah
"Oh blast!" Stewie whispers from behind a curtain. "It’s reaching critical mass! Brian, we have to get it out of here!"
"I’m telling you guys," Peter says, slamming a beer down. "I’m the smartest guy in this room. I watched a whole documentary on how they make cheese last night. Did you know it’s just milk that got angry?" "Peter, that’s not how science works," Joe sighs.