"You downloaded the 'Free' version," Obi-Wan said, sighing. "The Empire loves a bargain-hunter. They’ve been using pirated copies as traps to recruit 'expendable' Stormtroopers. You’re currently a Minifigure-class civilian in a corrupted save file." "How do I get out?" Leo asked, his claw-hands shaking.
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"Let’s get to clicking," Leo said, his plastic feet clack-clack-clacking as he began to run. "You downloaded the 'Free' version," Obi-Wan said, sighing
"If you die here," Obi-Wan warned, "you don't just respawn. You get tossed into the bin with the mismatched Mega Bloks." matte plastic ceiling. "Oh
As if on cue, a Gonk droid flew past them at eighty miles per hour, backwards, while a nearby palm tree vibrated until it exploded into blue studs.
Instead of an installer, the file was simply labeled Jedi_Trial.exe . When Leo double-clicked it, his monitors didn't flicker; they strobed in a blinding white light. A sound like a thousand plastic bricks hitting a hardwood floor rattled his speakers. Then, silence.
Leo blinked. His room was gone. He was standing on a floor of smooth, grey studs. Above him, the sky wasn't blue—it was a flat, matte plastic ceiling. "Oh, no," he whispered. His voice sounded… clicky.