[s1e16] That Was Saliva, Alan -

: "Alan? ... It’s been so long since anybody’s touched me!"

: "Think of it as musical chairs. But when the music stops, the guys who have a clue are sittin' on a woman instead of a chair." [S1E16] That Was Saliva, Alan

: After a romantic night with Alan, Frankie realizes her life is too chaotic for a relationship. She leaves for Seattle to start fresh with her brother, leaving Alan with a bra as a parting memory. Memorable Quotes : "Alan