He wasn't wearing sunglasses. And he wasn't moving. He was just... waiting for Leo to come over and hold him up.
The final line of the subtitle file sat static on the screen, the timestamp extending into infinity: subtitle Weekend.at.Bernie's.1989.1080p.BluRay....
Leo sat in the dark of his apartment, the blue light of the monitor reflecting off his glasses. He wasn't a pirate; he was a "preservationist." At least, that’s what he told himself. But this file was different. He hadn't downloaded it. It had simply appeared in his "Downloads" folder after a power surge the night before. He wasn't wearing sunglasses
He double-clicked the text file. Instead of the usual timecodes and dialogue about insurance fraud and a dead boss, the text was... wrong. 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:04,500 LEO, WHY ARE YOU WATCHING ME? waiting for Leo to come over and hold him up
00:00:40,000 --> 00:00:45,000 IT’S HARD TO MOVE WHEN YOUR JOINTS ARE STIFF. HELP ME POSES.
00:00:12,200 --> 00:00:15,800 THE PIZZA YOU ORDERED IS COLD. DON'T BOTHER WITH THE DOOR.