The Lampwhat We Do In The Shadows : Season 4 Ep... ◆ (RECOMMENDED)

Being a magical slave was exhausting, but at least the drama in this house was better than sitting in a dark lamp.

The Djinn was bored. For a being that had spent five centuries trapped in a brass oil lamp, boredom was a relative term, but living in the Staten Island pantry with Guillermo de la Cruz was a new level of administrative tedium. The LampWhat We Do in the Shadows : Season 4 Ep...

“That is fine,” Nandor waved him off. “Guillermo will explain the internet to her. It is basically the same thing as magic anyway.” Being a magical slave was exhausting, but at

“Marwa!” Nandor cheered, throwing his arms wide. “The war has been over for seven hundred years! Welcome to Staten Island. It is like the afterlife, but with more strip malls.” “That is fine,” Nandor waved him off

As Nandor led a bewildered Marwa upstairs to meet Nadja and Laszlo, the Djinn checked a box on his form. He looked at the remaining wishes and then at the messy pantry. With a small, rebellious smirk, he used a fraction of his own power to make a small plate of very high-quality dates appear on the shelf.

“Yes, Master?” the Djinn sighed. “We are down to our final thirty-eight wishes. Please tell me you’ve thought of something better than making your horse, John, slightly more aerodynamic.”